Simon on Slate
December 12, 2013
This Year Everyone Gets Neon.
A colorful bargain gift guide for everyone on your list.
"Learn to point the finger. If people are giving you the thumbs down on your outfit, simply pass the buck, 'Yes, I know… isn't it hideous! The designer should be ashamed of himself.'"
"Sometimes fashion can damage your credibility: nobody wants a colonoscopy performed by some chick in a Comme des Garcons hump dress or a Cavalli sequined unitard."
"I like my politicians-and their wives-to be frumpy and frowzy. They must deny themselves any fashion indulgences so that the rest of us can be flossie flosssie and fabulous."
"As you get older make sure your eye-wear gets larger. Think Yoko Ono! Think Swifty Lazar! By the time I am 80 I want to be Mr McGoo."
"Ditsy jewelry is annoying and unacceptable. Rocks and gems should be emphatic: e.g., turquoise. It’s bold, it’s chunky, it’s bohemian–even if you’re not. It has many moods and magic properties including, some say, the power to protect a rider from a falling off a horse."
Simon on Slate
December 11, 2013
A $335,000 Tiara? You Shouldn’t Have!
Absurdly expensive gifts for the super-rich.
Simon on Instagram
My husband gave me one of his new Jonathan Adler Oui Oui scarves – based on English soccer scarves. #chelseasupporter
Available at jonathanadler.com
Simon in the News
Lucky Magazine: Jonathan Adler and Simon Doonan’s Complete Guide To Throwing The Best Holiday Party Ever
Simon on Instagram
Boca with the folks for the holidays. A time to relax and primp. #fellinigoestoflorida #bnyholiday
Simon on Instagram
I like a multifunctional chapeau.
Simon on Instagram
Instead of a facelift…just carry a Fornasetti plate in front of your mug.
Simon on Slate
November 4, 2013
Architects Are the New Comedians.
What makes today’s signature skyscrapers such a laugh riot?
Simon on Slate
Ocotber 26, 2013
Pop Stars Are Dressing Like Porn Stars.
Enough!
Simon on Slate
October 11, 2013
The results are in!
And the Most Beautiful Woman in the World Is …